No disrespect to Dean, but we're playing to win.


Dave Adolph

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No disrespect to Toronto, but you have to win these type of games.
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I mean no disrespect, but ...
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There's no disrespect in what they do,
STANDING BEAR
Pray remember, Mr Dean, no dogma, no Dean.
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Suicide is never the solution to life's problems but hope.
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When the mind is filled with positivity the thoughts of suicide becomes virtually non existing.
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That's no disrespect to Colorado or anything,
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You were very good playing a bitch-heroine, but you shouldn't win an award for playing yourself.
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We both know... that soon everything is going to end...

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This chat will be in the...
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Why should I apologize for being a HACKER? Has anyone ever apologized for turning me into one?
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BRUCE WEBER
I've never heard of him. No offense or disrespect at all. I just didn't know who he was.
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MICHAEL BOONE
James Dean and Dennis Hopper were members of the health club I went to.
ROBERT VAUGHN
I think we got too excited. We thought we were gonna win. We needed to keep playing.
EVAN SYNSTAD
My life is not mine - it is for my people – the humans – the humans of the thinking society.
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TOM BROWN
We realized that we had to pick it up to win, because we were playing a little bit sloppy.
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BRENDAN EITZ
People were very angry at the disrespect they feel the board continues to lay upon them.
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If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself. -Adolph Zukor.
ADOLPH ZUKOR
I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.
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No, but I hoped for a win. We were working on being mentally ready to play, to stay focused and to p...
JACKIE SANCHEZ
We were fortunate to win. We didn't talk about avenge or revenge. We just talked about playing well.
LEN BONE
To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY
But she's ditched Dean!
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We have no stars in our camp. For us to win we have to have 17 guys playing well.
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I'm not going to disrespect you, don't disrespect me.
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The further you go in hockey the better the chance of getting your heart ripped out.
DAVE ADOLPH
Our goal was to be here and then let the cards happen the way they happen.
DAVE ADOLPH
The further you go, the better chance there is that you're going to get your heart ripped out.
DAVE ADOLPH
At times, it's hard to practice against him because he's relentless for the offense to win.
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You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.
ZIG ZIGLAR
You were born to win, but to be a winner you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.
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No disrespect' is a world away from respect--and admiration.
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The sad heart needs work to do.
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New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY
I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY
If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY
Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY
We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS
You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS
It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT
You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS
Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY