No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails.

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy

I decided law was the exact opposite of sex; even when it was good, it was lousy.

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.