Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.

I want to make a memorial for our turkey. Never has a bird been so tortured to provide such a lousy dinner.

Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.

I'm finally watching 'Mad Men.' As a child of the '60s, I can't believe how old everything looks! I am the age of baby Eugene.

Censorship is the child of fear and the father of ignorance.

If I ever form a clan, we'll be the anti-cheerleaders and walk under the bleacher forming mild acts of mayhem.