Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
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ERMA BOMBECK Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.
UNKNOWN Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
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UNKNOWN Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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DANIEL GILBERT This sounds to me like a preview of what we're going to see next week.
MARK STAHLMAN If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can alw...
PABLO VALLE He watched me hit a couple of tee shots and said, 'OK, next week, you can have a pink-shafted driver...
BUBBA WATSON Diet cola is my absolute favorite drink in the world; I used to drink four cans a day. But to help m...
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KASIE WEST Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
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CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth!
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WILLIAM SCRANTON i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation.
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TOM RATH A watch is the most important piece of jewelry you can wear.
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VICTORIA OSTEEN We are also going to have a botanical jewelry section. There are all sorts of good things going on.
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ANONYMOUS TEACHER We think that women who are currently on a low-fat diet can confidently continue on such a diet.
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ANNIE FORT Im still betting on you. - Cinna.
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ANN DEMEULEMEESTER It gets boring to me when people talk about clothing brands or what boat they're going to buy ne...
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HENRY ISAACSON Since Im going to beat her again the 3rd time ....may opponent in scrabble asked me- Have you been r...
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MARK HYMAN I'm very happy with the team getting the four points. Anytime you can get four points on the road ag...
JACKIE BARTO It's a great win going into our game at U-32 next week.
ERIC BAGLEY Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anon...
RANDY K. MILHOLLAND No. That's just one of those things about the game that's weird. One week you can not have it and th...
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LORENA OCHOA What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
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LOU GRAMM At the end of the day, if you're going to buy a can of Coke, you want the real thing.
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