Next to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Back of every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Never fry bacon naked.

Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand, They rave, recite, and madden round the land.

It is a thing of no great difficulty to raise objections against another man's oration,--nay, it is a very easy matter; but to produce a better in its place is a work extremely troublesome.