Pretty average headlines for a worldwide catastrophe,Γ’β¬Β Jane remarked as she read from Hollywood's Highest. Γ’β¬ΕSome man in Africa claimed to have found the cure for AIDS, yet another politician said something about the president and now formally regrets it, and a pop star OD'd while an actress lost fifteen pounds overnight, and here's how you can, too!Γ’β¬Β She continued reading. Γ’β¬ΕOh, wow. The 'Celebrititties' section says she was in a car accident and her arms had to be amputated. Damn.
β Bryant A. Loney
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