Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for -- to see the bad guys get beat.

How would you like to find out how good my right is?

It don't matter as long as he can count up to ten.

The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating,

In the films the good guy always wins, but this is one bad guy who ain't gonna lose.