New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive

Based on the results, local tests show he is positive for bird flu.

The local tests show he was positive for bird flu .

I don't think there's anything you can do, unless Bonds tests positive for steroids.

Did you hear about this story? ... Several Minnesota Vikings players are being investigated after a boat cruise on a lake turned into a wild sex party on this boat. ? What are they, 1-3? One and three. That's the only offensive thing they've done all season, actually.

Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.