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Mark Attanasio

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I am the most loyal player money can buy. (Pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Houston Astros, Mil...
DON SUTTON
According to a (Milwaukee) Brewers doctor, a specialist in shoulders, it is a rotator cuff (injury)....
JOE KOSMAN
I am terribly saddened to learn of the passing of Harry Dalton. He was one of the great general mana...
BUD SELIG
I rooted for the Milwaukee Brewers and its stars, Robin Yount and Paul Molitor. I went to a lot of g...
DAVID EINHORN
Our goal was to offer something unprecedented to the greatest baseball fans in America. The people o...
MARK ATTANASIO
It's been a priority for me that the fan experience be optimal, ... One of the things I've found tra...
MARK ATTANASIO
I don't want Doug Melvin with money burning a hole in his pocket, ... We're already scouting free ag...
MARK ATTANASIO
We believe we will be in the black, ... What I'm trying to do is a balancing act. The more money we ...
MARK ATTANASIO
[As the accolades continue to mount for Attanasio, he’s quick to cr...
MARK ATTANASIO
Doug Melvin's contract is absolutely being extended. We're just working through the details.
MARK ATTANASIO
I'm delighted we have a general manager who is in demand.
MARK ATTANASIO
the upper end of the range.
MARK ATTANASIO
Doug Melvin's contract is absolutely being extended,
MARK ATTANASIO
All I had to do was hold the tiller straight with Doug and Gord (Ash, assistant GM) and with Ned.
MARK ATTANASIO
Milwaukee one of my favorite cites; I think Milwaukee is #1.
DAR WILLIAMS
Demographic trends are working against the brewers.
BONNIE HERZOG
Demographic trends are working against the brewers,
BONNIE HERZOG
Charles Wang, owner of the New York Islanders, serves as something of a cautionary tale in terms of ...
DON YAEGER
I'm so glad you're here," Aphrodite said. "War is coming. Bloodshed is inevitable. So there's really...
RICK RIORDAN
From that point, the name and control of the company changed with each new owner.
EILEEN MARGERUM
After the way we played against New Jersey and Milwaukee it was nice to get back to the way we play.
BORIS DIAW
I hope some of the new guys come back and get in the community, start learning their way around Milw...
DESMOND MASON
An owner has the right to sell his car, but unless we approve the sale, the new owner is not a membe...
GIUSEPPE PETROTTA
Even when I was a free agent last year, my agent approached Milwaukee. Milwaukee was one of the firs...
COREY KOSKIE
At first sight it seems to me that the question of who would examine the sale of Bass is open. It de...
AMELIA TORRES
All I can do is promise you that as the new owner, that a new start begins now in terms of disciplin...
ZYGI WILF
This new layer turns every distributor into yet another owner.
JAMES LOVE
I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts -Leo Valdez
RICK RIORDAN
Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma."
Bacchus ...
RICK RIORDAN
She pulled away. “I missed you, Percy.”
Percy wanted to tell her the same thing, but it see...
RICK RIORDAN
But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.
MARK TWAIN
To my wonderful readers:
Sorry about that last cliff-hanger.
Well, no, not really. HAHA...
RICK RIORDAN
When you think about teams, one of the most critical things is stability. I want to just bring stabi...
DAVE CHECKETTS
In the 1970s, professional sports found a different breed of team owner in George Steinbrenner of th...
DON YAEGER
The principal mark of genius is not perfection but originality, the opening of new frontiers.
ARTHUR KOESTLER
The principle mark of genius is not perfection but originality, the opening of new frontiers.
ARTHUR KOESTLER
The crowds in Milwaukee are awesome.
ISAAC HANSON
We have not done a good enough job just getting Milwaukee on the radar screen, ... People just don't...
TOM BARRETT
They chose "beer as soda pop." Craft brewers are "beer as wine.
MICHAEL JACKSON
Chicago - a pompous Milwaukee.
LEONARD L. LEVINSON
Swords can’t solve every problem.
RICK RIORDAN
The pace of consolidation has accelerated, and we believe the trend will continue as brewers pursue ...
LOUIS CAMILLERI
I’m nobody’s sidekick,” Annabeth growled. “And, Percy, his accent sounds familiar because he...
RICK RIORDAN
There's an extremely talented crew base here in Milwaukee. We're eager to showcase both the talent a...
DAN WILSON
There's more people to ignore in New York or Boston than there are in Milwaukee, but I would sti...
ZACK GREINKE
Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies
RICK RIORDAN
Very slowly, using only two fingers, Annabeth drew her dagger. Instead of dropping it, she tossed it...
RICK RIORDAN
I am saying the choices we make in captivity are not always the choices we make in freedom. And thus...
CASSANDRA CLARE
Training- training is everything; training is all there is to a person. We speak of nature; it is fo...
MARK TWAIN
Now, leave."
All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza.
"Perc...
RICK RIORDAN
We're not the owner of the airport. The town is the owner and we're going to defer that decision to ...
EDNA RUANO
I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.
JANE KACZMAREK
Percy was getting tired of water.
If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Po...
RICK RIORDAN
Yay!” Tyson went around the couches and gave everyone a big hug—even Octavian, who didn't look t...
RICK RIORDAN
Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”
She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te labe...
RICK RIORDAN
If not for the horses, Piper would've died.
RICK RIORDAN
Pluto's pauldrons,” Reyna cursed.
RICK RIORDAN
this is not a new element of the ordinance, that the property owner maintain the curb and sidewalk a...
DAVE YOUNG
People are sick and tired of injustice in Milwaukee. This is just the beginning.
CAREY JENKINS
We're not playing Milwaukee. We're playing ourselves.
FLIP SAUNDERS
We still should have enough time to reach Rome.”
Hazel scowled. “When you say should hav...
RICK RIORDAN
This is Buford,” Leo announced.
“You name your furniture?” Frank asked.
RICK RIORDAN
He’d learned years ago it was better not to dwell too much on who was related to whom on the godly...
RICK RIORDAN
Did someone just call me the wine dude?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, pleas...
RICK RIORDAN
Percy blinked. “So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means ...
RICK RIORDAN
Things weren't working out the greatest in Milwaukee and Nashville.
JEREMY YABLONSKI
Milwaukee has been very good to the UMD basketball program.
JAY GUIDINGER
Gods of Olympus.” Piper stared at Leo. “What happened to you?”
His hair was grease...
RICK RIORDAN
Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”
“Tempting,” ...
RICK RIORDAN
Lambeau was always special, and so was Milwaukee.
RAY NITSCHKE
No fabricated resume can equal Mark Green's lifelong record of defending New Yorkers and working as ...
HANK SHEINKOPF
Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand u...
RICK RIORDAN
Never doubt God in the darkness what he has given us in the light.
FRANCINE RIVERS
Chicago to Milwaukee, Detroit and Cincinnati are the most popular runs.
DALE MOSER
His stuff he had in Milwaukee was the same stuff he had tonight.
BRIAN MCCANN
Festus just detected a large group of eagles behind us—long-range radar, still not in sight.” RICK RIORDAN St. Louis is closer to Minneapolis than Milwaukee is.
BUD SELIG
Al handles all of that for us. He gives me everything he has on Wisconsin-Milwaukee and then he begi...
JOANNE P. MCCALLIE
This is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people.
RICK RIORDAN
I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta."
Leo snorted. "What's a wine...
RICK RIORDAN
The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to hav...
RICK RIORDAN
Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.
RICK RIORDAN
We're also making an extension to our Milwaukee plant that will start by the end of the year.
LARS FREDERIKSEN
as important as anything I've done as an owner.
THE CLARION-LEDGER
There is so much talent in Milwaukee, and such diversity.
JAMILA WOODS
It was similar to when George (Karl) came to Milwaukee,
RAY ALLEN
It´s a wasted opportunity, no question, ... We didn´t take (the Brewers) for granted, we just didn...
PHIL GARNER
As a government employee, I was always fighting for financial resources, new staff, new everything, ...
HORACE MANN
Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and wo...
SHERWOOD BOEHLERT
Percy looked at Coach Hedge and Frank. “A trap?”
“Probably,” Frank said.
“She�...
RICK RIORDAN
What exactly did you find in Atlanta?”
Frank unzipped his backpack and started bringing out s...
RICK RIORDAN
Looking at the elementary schoolers in their colorful T-shirts from various day camps, Percy felt a ...
RICK RIORDAN
I feel very fortunate to have broken in with the Milwaukee Braves organization.
JOE TORRE
The invention of money opened a new field to human avarice by giving rise to usury and the practice ...
PLINY THE ELDER
From the very beginning, we always said that when you introduce a new mark, sales will increase.
GREG HAND
According to all of our available records, this was a state record. Until somebody shows me differen...
TODD CLARK
You sacrifice everything to start a new business. To have the thought of that taken away with no or ...
AARON EDWARDS
One mark of a great educator is the ability to lead students out to new places where even the educat...
THOMAS GROOME
The brewers have lost a monopoly in a sport, and so they seem destined to have to compete more aggre...
GEORGE HACKER

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
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The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
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A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ...
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To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.
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MARK TWAIN
As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL
I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN