Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.

It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.