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I am working on a new book about a boa constrictor and a litter of hyenas. The boa constrictor swall...
E.B. WHITE Boa signed the new contract just before he went away for the international break. Boa has been here ...
CHRIS COLEMAN Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
J.K. ROWLING Those who tickle themselves may laugh when they please
GERMAN PROVERB The boa digests slowly. The habit digests slowly. (Le boa digère lentement. - L’habitude digère ...
CHARLES DE LEUSSE He's gone from someone who has never gotten a lot of endorsements to someone who's likely not to get...
STEVEN LEVITT While you are laughing madly, there is someone crying inside you.
HILAL HAMDAAN Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
ROBERT BYRNE Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
ROBERT BYRNE precious laughing time is wasted, because I have to put up with Satan's stupid minions who smile wit...
A GENTLEMEN Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
CULLEN HIGHTOWER Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!
UNKNOWN Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

[never tickle a sleeping dragon]
J.K. ROWLING You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.
THOMAS PYNCHON Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Show me someone who never gossips, and I will show you someone who is not interested in people.
BARBARA WALTERS If you want to go somewhere, it is best to find someone who has already been there.
ROBERT KIYOSAKI Discussion is impossible with someone who claims not to seek the truth, but already to possess it.
ROMAIN ROLLAND Quit trying to make that special someone happy, you've already lost to someone who can make them cry...
XIAO PAN PLAUDITS, n. Coins with which the populace pays those who tickle and devour it.
AMBROSE BIERCE The meaning of life? Is feel! Increase that sound! Tickle someone! Enjoy the warmth of the sun! Go a...
1 MINUTO NA PALMA DA MãO The problem is one day the magic is over. I don't intend to take on someone who is already in troubl...
AMIR PERETZ I've found that nurturing untapped potential is far more exhilarating than finding someone who h...
JASON FRIED sStip settling for someone who doesn't meet your expectations and find someone whom already holds th...
NIKKI ROWE What is a teacher? I'll tell you: it isn't someone who teaches something, but someone who inspires t...
PAULO COELHO A poet is someone who never forgets they were born naked.
MARTY RUBIN Even if someone is already dead in front of you, knock twice on the heart who knows they might answe...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Know that it is a corpse who loves you and adores you and will never, never leave you!...Look, I am ...
GASTON LEROUX A poet is someone who never forgets that they were born naked.
MARTY RUBIN Never lose sleep over someone who is not worth staying awake for.
HABEEB AKANDE It is very difficult to tickle a hungry person.
VIKRANT PARSAI I would rather listen to someone who tried and failed than someone who dreamed but never tried.
JENNIFER COLETTA I want to love like my grandmother, who loved a woman like Joseph loved Mary. Someone so imperfect, ...
R. Y.S. PEREZ Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
FRANK A. CLARK Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
UNKNOWN Never follow a follower who is following someone who has fallen. It's why the whole world is falling...
SUZY KASSEM I already know what I'm looking for. It's not somebody who fronts the band, it's someone who can han...
JASON NEWSTED Never trust someone who does not like pizza.
ZULAIHA FARHAN Bullshit do good when tickle.
TOBA BETA Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
NOEL COWARD Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.
MIRA GRANT I felt a tickle on my skin; it took me a moment to realize that Cole was driving his die-cast Mustan...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER Without humor, we’d all be what we’re laughing at. Without arrogance, we’d be humiliated to ad...
BAUVARD I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be,' she opined, 'like havi...
NEIL GAIMAN A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the...
TYNE DALY Never compete with someone who has nothing to lose.
BALTASAR GRACIáN I've never spent so much time with someone who is so fully present and conscious.
ALISON GOSS One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
MARK TWAIN Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!
ALLEN GINSBERG People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt.
JOSH SUNDQUIST Loving someone who never loved you, is like remembering a face you never saw.
No matter how har...
RATISH EDWARDS I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goo...
GENEREUX PHILIP To suddenly care for someone is inconvenient when they're already gone.
BASIL TONG (湯鈞庭　ベーゼル) I wish everyone had someone who never popped their balloons.
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Never get involved with someone who wants to change you
QUENTIN CRISP Nobody is stronger, nobody is weaker than someone who came back. There is nothing you can do to such...
ELIE WIESEL Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
ANONYMOUS Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
UNKNOWN Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa!
ALLEN GINSBERG My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will...
ELIZABETH GILLIES Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much
JOAN COLLINS Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much.
JOAN COLLINS I've never been an oligarch. The definition of an oligarch is someone who has co-operated with t...
BIDZINA IVANISHVILI I think someone who takes the presidency must not take it to learn. (There is) a crisis of leadershi...
GEORGE WEAH Funerals are the Only places in the World, where people go to say Goodbye to someone, who has alread...
RUSSELL WILLIAM MURPHY My parents were worried about the coaching change. It helped a lot that they got someone who was alr...
COY CUSTER My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.
LESLIE JONES An extrovert is someone looking for outward events to excite him,but an introvert is someone already...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Is he laughing with you or at you? If you have to ask then likely your being laughed at
BRENT M. JONES It must be a judge - never a politician - who decides whether someone is to be locked up.
CHARLES KENNEDY A woman who is not happy with herself can never be happy for someone else." -Toyi Ward
KAMRYN ADAMS He and I were about as compatible as a rat and a boa constrictor.
STEVIE NICKS I've never been or never will be a Satan Worshipper, or someone who worships the Devil.
MARILYN MANSON I call them the tickle-me-pink nuns,
STEVE WILSON I did not know one person who played with him or against him who didn't like him. The smile was cont...
RICK AGUILERA Laughing and crying are very similar. They're an extreme response to life. You see it in childre...
TAMSIN GREIG We might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no one.
BILLY JOEL Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased...
GERMAINE GREER Loneliness is never more cruel than when it is felt in close propinquity with someone who has ceased...
GERMAINE GREER you can never really change someone, only shade who they realy are.
DONALD C HALL As someone who worships music, I believe it can never be ugly!
SHREYA GHOSHAL In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the s...
CARL REINER Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle.
KEHLOG ALBRAN Instead of Tickle Me Elmo, the coat tickles you.
MEG LINTON A person who has wisdom understands that the knowledge can only be acquired not common sense,which i...
ANUJ SOMANY I've never wanted to be a star, but I realized that everyone is a star to someone who is watching th...
DR. A'YANNA WEBSTER Sometimes you can hear the bell ring or someone is laughing when you are recording. I once plugged i...
CARLOS MENDEZ You should never make someone a priority who views you as an option.
MAYA ANGELOU A slap and a tickle Is all that the fickle Male Ever has in his head
COLE PORTER I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is...
STEVE MARTIN Why am I begging you, who parades your suffering over the ruins like a king in order to ensure that ...
KATHY ACKER Don't feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone ...
MADISON DASTRUP The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used it ...
TERRY PRATCHETT We've gone out on (calls regarding) boa constrictors, snakes. I cannot recall a rescue of an alligat...
JIM WELLS Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
SIDNEY J. HARRIS Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface.
ROBERT S. WIEDER "NEVER CLAIM YOU LOVE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HOLD A SPECIAL PLACE IN YOUR HEART".
JOB LAZARUS OKELLO. Never expect anything less than devotion from someone who has claim on your heart.
DANNIKA DARK