Never take advice from anyone in a tie. They'll bankrupt you. Don't ask a general for advice on war, and don't ask a broker for advice on money.

I could never take orders from anyone.

The next time you experience a blackout, take some solace by looking at the sky. You will not recognize it.

Never think that lack of variability is stability. Don't confuse lack of volatility with stability, ever.

If I ask you to write down the last 4 digits of your social security number, and then take you out to lunch and ask you how many dentists there are in Manhattan, there's going to be a high correlation between those two numbers. What happens is that the number psychologically makes you feel confident.

There are two types of people: those who try to win and those who try to win arguments. They are never the same.