Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

We have the best government that money can buy.

Once you put it down, you simply can't pick it up

Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use