Never make predictions, especially about the future.

the future is what ever scares and makes you uncomfortable now.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

I've learned that the best political reporters never make predictions!