Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"

Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, 'Who do you think you are?'

I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.

I think there's something in the human psyche that we're titillated by the person who flies too close to the candle and their wings get singed.

I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.

It was very schizophrenic,