Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.

Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

You don't have to be mad to work here, in fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not.

Don't assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".