Terry Pratchett quote: "Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that."

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignor...
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In all seriousness, people think that it's the ideas that are important. Well, everyone has idea...
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I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect t...
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Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.
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A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.
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The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money....
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Night poured over the desert. It came suddenly, in purple. In the clear air, the stars drilled down ...
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Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, becaus...
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She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite th...
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The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.
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It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker that huge casualties are t...
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I don't want unnecessary violence, sergeant," said Blouse.
"Right you are, sir!" said the serge...
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This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around.
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I intend, before the endgame looms, to die sitting in a chair in my own garden with a glass of brand...
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The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned no la...
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They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was n...
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William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir."
Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not. Pulling togeth...
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The universe, they said, depended for its operation on the balance of four forces which they identif...
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I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" TERRY PRATCHETT

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's wha...
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The place where the story happened was a world on the back of four elephants perched on the s...
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If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still g...
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If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all ...
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and tryi...
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Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?
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Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?
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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of goi...
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If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunders...
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
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Few religions are definite about the size of Heaven, but on the planet Earth the Book of Revelation ...
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It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which migh...
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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it f...
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All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life ...
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Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.
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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot ...
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HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE...
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There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach sma...
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The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surp...
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[And there was the matter of Dick Turpin. It looked like the same car, except that forever afterward...
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Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
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Noble dragons don't have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still aliv...
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You can't map a sense of humor. Anyway, what is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Drag...
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A European says: I can't understand this, what's wrong with me? An American says: I can't understand...
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Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been fate. People are always a little confused a...
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Witches are naturally nosy,” said Miss Tick, standing up. “Well, I must go. I hope we shall meet...
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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any th...
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Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are mi...
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It's still magic even if you know how it's done.
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Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new ...
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If you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where you are, and if you don't know whe...
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Most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused not by people being fundamentally goo...
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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented w...
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Sometimes the gods have no taste at all. They allow sunrises and sunsets in ridiculous pink and blue...
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I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while? Dea...
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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
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It's not enough to be able to pick up a sword. You have to know which end to poke into the enemy.
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’I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn...
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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces
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It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what th...
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One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than...
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It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.
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Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
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This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.
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If you don't know when to be a human being, you don't know when to be a witch.
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Knowing things is magical, if other people don't know them.
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Even if it's not your fault, it's your responsibility.
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...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
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We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans --...
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Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Li...
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Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some ...
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his lif...
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Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because—what with trolls and dwarfs and so on—species...
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Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look alon...
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Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the mus...
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Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.
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To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darknes...
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Famous I don't know about. It's hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and...
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No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and hom...
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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"<...
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended....
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I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is grow...
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I must have read every issue of 'Punch' published in the 20th century, and I think in the pr...
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Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong.
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There was once a caustic comment from someone suggesting I was breeding a new race. Fans from differ...
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It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Al...
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It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases - one was Alzheimer's, and th...
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By the time you've reached your sixties, you do know that one day you will die, and knowing that...
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It seems sensible to me that we should look to the medical profession, that over the centuries has h...
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Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.
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You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that&#...
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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
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You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a m...
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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence o...
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, ...
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Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
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It's useful to go out of this world and see it from the perspective of another one.
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's...
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It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would muc...
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This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
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Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's be...
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Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for th...
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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when nothing can possible go wron...
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If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged
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Unseen University was much bigger on the inside. Thousands of years as the leading establishment of ...
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Any true wizard, faced with a sign like 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kiddin...
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Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood ha...
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Siren voices tell me, 'You don't have to keep going on.' And then you think, 'I'...
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We're living in science fiction, but we don't realize it.
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She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it.
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Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
Mort thought for...
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He's bound to have done something,” Nobby repeated.

In this he was echoing the P...
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Sometimes the crime follows the punishment, which only serves to prove the foresight of the Great Go...
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'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of ...
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Joy is to fun what the deep sea is to a puddle. It’s a feeling inside that can hardly be contained...
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No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world m...
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And what would humans be without love?"
RARE, said Death.
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That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is trut...
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Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant...
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Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people have always been dimly awar...
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The living often don’t appreciate how complicated the world looks when you are dead, because while...
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Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!
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I like writing. I get cranky when I can't. Yes, I write books back to back, and I work very hard...
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The baby boomers are getting older, and will stay older for longer. And they will run right into the...
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We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we...
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I regarded finding I had a form of Alzheimer's as an insult and decided to do my best to marshal...
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The bravest person I've ever met was a young boy going through massive amounts of treatment for ...
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Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising a...
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My advice is this. For Christ's sake, don't write a book that is suitable for a kid of 12 ye...
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You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know tha...
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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouti...
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Christ managed to boil down an awful lot of commandments to a few very simple rules for living. It&#...
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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage...
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And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things.
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Everybody has somebody. It could be a friend, a lover, a spouse, a writing partner, or even That One...
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I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You'r...
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But what's worth more than gold?"

"Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heav...
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Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's on...
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She walked quickly through the darkness with the frank stride of someone who was at least certain th...
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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage...
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There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were... what was the wo...
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Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a ...
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Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.
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The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.
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Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
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Ginger: You know what the greatest tragedy is in the whole world?... It's all the people who never f...
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There's a door."
"Where does it go?"
"It stays where it is, I think.
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Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen...
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No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...
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The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.
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In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the
cat, although in this ...
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The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ...
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The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who t...
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I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said i...
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head ...
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Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a w...
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At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings a...
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Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.
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I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ...
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The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle...
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She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ...
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His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh...
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Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ...
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Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ...
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The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ...
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Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.
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Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect.
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The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af...
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Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ...
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It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso...
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Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti...
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Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo...
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The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ...
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Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves ar...
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"Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary...
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ...
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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ...
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul...
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An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ...
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A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
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The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then...
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ...
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Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l...
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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
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Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh...
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Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.

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Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered that.

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