If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you'...
BILL HICKS The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's th...
BILL HICKS You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that?...
BILL HICKS I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilit...
BILL HICKS Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
BILL HICKS It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
BILL HICKS I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually...
BILL HICKS I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
BILL HICKS The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-...
BILL HICKS It basically has a crystal in it whose frequency is proportional to a temperature, ... As the temper...
BILL HICKS How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision o...
BILL HICKS We are trying to revitalize things here. We want to make Calvert home to the three A's - authors, ar...
BILL HICKS Childbirth is a miracle. No, it's not. . . . It's a chemical reaction, that's all.
BILL HICKS People say "Iraq had the fourth largest army in the world". Yeah, maybe, but you know what, after th...
BILL HICKS You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intell...
BILL HICKS So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the riots... and all these Brit peo...
BILL HICKS Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything els...
BILL HICKS This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I hav...
BILL HICKS I'll tell you, too, that's starting to depress me about UFO's, about the fact that they cross galaxi...
BILL HICKS The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real b...
BILL HICKS It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no j...
BILL HICKS I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to ...
BILL HICKS If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell y...
BILL HICKS They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can...
BILL HICKS I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
BILL HICKS We gotta come to some new ideas about life folks ok? I'm not being blase about abortion, it might be...
BILL HICKS Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
BILL HICKS The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, ...
BILL HICKS You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one...
BILL HICKS It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night an...
BILL HICKS I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
BILL HICKS People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with it...
BILL HICKS Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
BILL HICKS If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's...
BILL HICKS I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKS The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
BILL HICKS Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, t...
BILL HICKS I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, ...
BILL HICKS I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make peo...
BILL HICKS I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
BILL HICKS I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut yo...
BILL HICKS I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "...
BILL HICKS Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical ...
BILL HICKS I was doing a show in Fife, Alabama last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not prou...
BILL HICKS I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
BILL HICKS Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that'...
BILL HICKS I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilit...
BILL HICKS I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything...
BILL HICKS I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you...
BILL HICKS If child molestation is actually your concern, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Cat...
BILL HICKS Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time j...
BILL HICKS Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
BILL HICKS We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
BILL HICKS The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking crue...
BILL HICKS This is the material, by the way, that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for the past 15 ye...
BILL HICKS I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'...
BILL HICKS My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
BILL HICKS Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us,...
BILL HICKS "This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looke...
BILL HICKS A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants t...
BILL HICKS I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there i...
BILL HICKS We are trying to revitalize things here, ... We want to make Calvert home to the three A's - authors...
BILL HICKS Certainly over the past year and earlier, the amount of money that was supposed to be in the respect...
BILL HICKS Are there moths on the way to the sun right now going, "It's gonna be worth it!"?
BILL HICKS People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a g...
BILL HICKS One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my a...
BILL HICKS People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great...
BILL HICKS God help me. I'm so tired. I need my sleep. I make no bones about it. I need eight hours a day, and ...
BILL HICKS I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares m...
BILL HICKS The musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against it? "Rock Against Drugs?" BOY d...
BILL HICKS Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better. "Oh come on, ...
BILL HICKS Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, t...
BILL HICKS I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I'm fascinated by it. I'm ...
BILL HICKS Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed Ameri...
BILL HICKS No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, b...
BILL HICKS It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
BILL HICKS We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
BILL HICKS They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can...
BILL HICKS If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we nev...
BILL HICKS I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's...
BILL HICKS Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, t...
BILL HICKS Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here m...
BILL HICKS I've greased my hair and I'm a little f*****g poet tonight, alright. I'm the little dark poet, that'...
BILL HICKS I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. T...
BILL HICKS He was convicted on his own statement. There was absolutely no evidence [my client] had anything per...
BILL HICKS I thought our guys were flat, but (CDS) is a good team, definitely a talented team. I think the less...
BILL HICKS Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoo...
BILL HICKS It can stay in the body for a couple of days and the pill itself can operate for nine days, ... But ...
BILL HICKS People laugh at the Stones because of their age. Mick, Charlie, Ron and Keith can still play with th...
BILL HICKS They blow themselves up in order to get at us, and we launch 3 million dollar missiles off of giant ...
BILL HICKS I don't do drugs anymore... than say, the average touring funk band.
BILL HICKS I'm not a girl, I'm a guy you know? But at the same time, I tell ya how you can solve this abortion ...
BILL HICKS I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? Tha...
BILL HICKS “I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened ...
BILL HICKS It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bea...
BILL HICKS You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we u...
BILL HICKS Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nat...
BILL HICKS I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
BILL HICKS If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and ...
BILL HICKS The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real b...
BILL HICKS By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.
BILL HICKS And if I can take part in it by transforming my own consciousness, then someone else's, I'm ...
BILL HICKS Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
BILL HICKS People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United State...
BILL HICKS As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
BILL HICKS When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
BILL HICKS Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
BILL HICKS I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
BILL HICKS Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full ti...
BILL HICKS I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
BILL HICKS There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
BILL HICKS I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of i...
BILL HICKS I want my rockstars dead.
BILL HICKS On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: "I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged...
BILL HICKS I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
BILL HICKS Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm ...
BILL HICKS There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Fr...
BILL HICKS I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.
BILL HICKS So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots... and all these B...
BILL HICKS Winning 'American Idol' gives the opportunity to really help make a change to a lot of lives...
TAYLOR HICKS There were definitely curveballs in my growing up, from a family aspect. My parents got divorced whe...
TAYLOR HICKS I'm involved with Kid One Transport and Studio by the Tracks in Alabama. Kid One literally trans...
TAYLOR HICKS Career had a lot to do with 80 percent of my breakups. It's very tough to date a struggling musi...
TAYLOR HICKS I've surfed the Web and the whole dating connection. I find that pretty fascinating, but no real...
TAYLOR HICKS The muses visit when I'm lonely.
TAYLOR HICKS 'American Idol,' for me, is fizzling out. They can't package me, man... I'm an artis...
TAYLOR HICKS I love New York. I'm working on Broadway, and it's a great way for me to get my feet wet in ...
TAYLOR HICKS Any Southerner is spoiled when it comes to food.
TAYLOR HICKS I'm not afraid to eat breakfast at three in the morning. As a kid, I used to go to bed at 8 P.M....
TAYLOR HICKS I like breakfast sandwiches, and the Krystal Sunriser might be the best breakfast sandwich on Earth....
TAYLOR HICKS 'American Idol' is a juggernaut... Because of my 'American Idol' win, I am able to d...
TAYLOR HICKS 'SVU' is one of my favorite shows. When I got the call to appear and play myself, I jumped a...
TAYLOR HICKS A lot of my music is very roots-oriented, and that's country and soul. I've been in every ro...
TAYLOR HICKS Some people get a kick out of Taylor Hicks being their landlord.
TAYLOR HICKS Music was a big outlet for me. Being able to play an instrument and sing was definitely a good way f...
TAYLOR HICKS Y'all have no idea how many times I say, 'Yes, ma'am.'
TAYLOR HICKS I was born on TV, meaning that's where I caught my break. So that's where I always have to b...
TAYLOR HICKS I'm not at the hoarder stage, but there are two or three storage units here and there. I have th...
TAYLOR HICKS 'Idol' was groundbreaking television. I am very fortunate to have won the show at the time. ...
TAYLOR HICKS I had to deal with being somewhat of an outcast because it's not socially acceptable to be a str...
TAYLOR HICKS Cooking is like music: you can tell when someone puts love into it. I come from a place where there ...
TAYLOR HICKS I've been embracing gray hair since... high school, and I don't think that anything's ch...
TAYLOR HICKS Most people are rowing against the current of life. Instead of turning the boat around, all they nee...
ESTHER HICKS When I eat biscuits, I also eat grits.
TAYLOR HICKS The greatest thing about music is everyone has their own style, and I respect all styles of music.
ADAM HICKS I've been writing music since 4th grade, and I love putting words together and expressing things...
ADAM HICKS I'm a mad thinker in general. I think about everything, all the time. Especially when I write mu...
ADAM HICKS I am definitely going to college!
ADAM HICKS I spend a lot of time on my music.
ADAM HICKS My parents are my major supporters. I look up to Denzel Washington, Jack Nicholson and Jim Carrey. T...
ADAM HICKS We don't have performances as big as 'Lemonade Mouth' on 'Zeke and Luther,' but ...
ADAM HICKS I love all kinds of music. My dad's from London, so he loves David Bowie, the Stones, The Clash....
ADAM HICKS The cast of 'Lemonade Mouth' was picked so perfectly. A lot of people see us as a band on ca...
ADAM HICKS I live in Las Vegas with my family, and I never realized what my parents would go through to get me ...
ADAM HICKS If someone is sad, they put on a song, or if someone wants to rock out, and they want to get into a ...
ADAM HICKS I don't have the insight with the Longhorns that I do with the two teams that I own, but as a fa...
TOM HICKS I'm hoping that she has hunkered down somewhere, that she's terrified and she's hiding for a couple ...
ALAN HICKS It did indicate that the dog was not stolen.
ALAN HICKS The search has gone into a new phase.
ALAN HICKS The airlines are doing their best to get back to normal. It usually takes a few days, but we expect ...
ALAN HICKS I don't dictate the solos and I don't dictate the vocal harmonies.
DAN HICKS I don't think I'd want a revival. I'm not doing a tribute to myself.
DAN HICKS I guess my idea of a good audience is one that's quiet and listens, but also that's alive: t...
DAN HICKS There've been periods where I had to convince the audience or win them over.
DAN HICKS About 10 years ago, I took some vocal lessons. I'll bet that helped. I got a tape of exercises t...
DAN HICKS There's some pictures of me playing hollow bodies, but I never last long. I always come back to ...
DAN HICKS I was always looking to record, but how much I actually pursued it was another thing. The major labe...
DAN HICKS I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'...
DAN HICKS My stuff was more of a folk coffeehouse thing, with more acoustic guitar, just me doing a single, an...
DAN HICKS Right now, I'm thinking in terms of just having a good band, man. Having a good act for the stag...
DAN HICKS There's been a big buzz about the Charlatans in the last couple of years. I've heard the wor...
DAN HICKS And it really is a good feeling to get up there and make that sound. I'm not stuck in a time war...
DAN HICKS It's not about retro or modern, it's about this note or that note, which sounds better?
DAN HICKS The fulness of the godhead dwelt in every blade of grass.
ELIAS HICKS The recovery plan does foresee a return to profitability and some upsides for the employees through ...
BRUCE HICKS The fear I had was Rita would be the knockout punch to a city that still had its heart and soul.
BRUCE HICKS They're not at that stage yet. ... The time will come.
BRUCE HICKS If we don't have ratification by all three unions at that time, we are left with no choice but to fi...
BRUCE HICKS No union has indicated to the company that they have any intention other than to sign the agreement....
BRUCE HICKS A pilots' strike would be fatal to Delta Air Lines.
BRUCE HICKS It would be devastating. Delta would not operate. We would not fly and there are no contingency plan...
BRUCE HICKS Today's outcome will not disrupt Delta service. Together with our pilots and all of our employees, w...
BRUCE HICKS Last month we came precipitously close to filing for bankruptcy. We were fully prepared to file bank...
BRUCE HICKS The question is whether American restructures its costs outside of bankruptcy court or through the c...
BRUCE HICKS There is much of economic theory which is pursued for no better reason than its intellectual attract...
JOHN HICKS Canada's official languages program is arguably the most successful affirmative action program in hi...
BRUCE HICKS I had different bands. I played with the Acoustic Warriors for the most part, without girl singers. ...
DAN HICKS Acting is about giving yourself away, like the U2 song 'With or Without You.' You just don&#...
CATHERINE HICKS And if we are in this state, if we had an eternity of probation, what reason have we to suppose that...
ELIAS HICKS Also you want to look at trees that are native to our climate. You know you might have seen shows on...
ANGIE HICKS The goal is to find a gym that fits your schedule so working out is easier for you, and you'll have ...
ANGIE HICKS We have a team of people here who review the comments to make sure there's nothing there out of the ...
ANGIE HICKS We looked at companies that got the most A's and the most F's. What we do is we collect on an A to F...
ANGIE HICKS Clearly, homeowners are taking steps to increase the value of their most important investment, their...
ANGIE HICKS Usually, the trip to the gym is the first thing to go when our schedules get tight. But, as competit...
ANGIE HICKS Really, the most important thing you want to talk to them about is the installation because even gre...
ANGIE HICKS So making sure your handling how payments are going to be handled, how disputes are going to be hand...
ANGIE HICKS At Cornell, my acting teacher said you cannot be religious and be an artist. I sort of got it, becau...
CATHERINE HICKS That's the first time I've ever gone against him as an opponent and it was something.
ARTIS HICKS Anytime he had a question, I helped out as quick as I could. That dude can play football. Had to mak...
ARTIS HICKS