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Miss Piggy to Johnny Carson .. do you think I am Oscar material? Johnny Carson: Oscar Mayer maybe NB...
TONIGHT SHOW CARSON WRITERS I have very little respect for Nancy Reagan. There is something about her that is very petty.
WALTER ANNENBERG The contrast between Jack Paar and Johnny Carson was marked,
TIM BROOKS Nancy Reagan was a perfectionist, and I am not.
BARBARA BUSH I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
VICTORIA JACKSON The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.
DON RICKLES Mitch McConnell. Wasn't he the bandleader on Johnny Carson?
MITCH MCCONNELL Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
JIM FOWLER She went because it had been talked about so much by Johnny Carson and Bob Hope.
BRIAN GRAZER It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.
NATALIE MERCHANT He fell in love with her hair and married the whole girl, soon he was without hair.
DR HITESH C SHETH You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
ROBIN WILLIAMS When he hung up on Nancy Reagan, that's when he crossed his final threshold.
DAVID R. GERGEN There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
TOM LEYKIS [Carson said] I started out in a gaseous state and then I cooled, ... Johnny Carson's star never coo...
DAVID LETTERMAN I remember meeting the likes of Johnny Carson and Jimmy Stewart for the first time and being complet...
KEVIN SPACEY As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.
CAROLINE RHEA I don't expect you'll hear me writing any poems to the greater glory of Ronald and Nancy Reagan.
ROBERT PENN WARREN It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent.
NATALIE MERCHANT When he hung up on Nancy Reagan, that's when he crossed his final threshold.
DAVID GERGEN At her feet he bowed, he fell, he lay down: at her feet he bowed, he fell: where he bowed, there he ...
BIBLE Jack Paar t...
KLIPH NESTEROFF According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.
JIM FOWLER I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Ca...
STEVEN WRIGHT Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy abou...
CARSON DALY We're leaving early because Johnny Bench just broke our spirits,
DENNIS WHITE I've performed on 'The Tonight Show' with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno, but not at th...
THOMAS F. WILSON I don't expect you'll hear me writing any poems to the greater glory of Ronald and Nancy Rea...
ROBERT PENN WARREN Try, if you will, to imagine Dwight Eisenhower or JFK or Lyndon Johnson or, for that matter, Ronald ...
CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY When I first went on the 'Johnny Carson show', the band did not want me, and Carson did not ...
TINY TIM I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN The way that he feels about Johnny Carson is the way that all of us, the comedians of our era, feel ...
JON STEWART But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell do...
JAIME KING I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afrai...
VINCE VAUGHN Davey fascinated Ronald and Nancy Reagan with his relationship with Hughes. Some of the things Hughe...
WAYNE PEARSON [Hackett] told it on the Tonight Show during a commercial and when they came back from commercial br...
PAUL PROVENZA She almost fell down. Another girl got close to her and clipped the back of her foot a little bit.
BILL TILDEN He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable,...
ILONA ANDREWS In Los Angeles, I had the good fortune of anchoring the news right before Johnny Carson came on, so ...
TOM BROKAW I jumped and fell onto some people. Some people broke their arms or legs.
EDDIE HO Attired to please herself: no gems of any kind She wore, nor aught of borrowed gloss in Nature's ...
TERENCE (PUBLIUS TERENTIUS AFER) When my father, Ronald Reagan, was running for president in 1980, my mother, Nancy, traveled with hi...
PATTI DAVIS Almost all first ladies have had tremendous power on personnel issues, whether the public realized i...
DEE DEE MYERS I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that w...
STEVEN WRIGHT When her support system broke down here in Michigan, ... she was faced with some tough decisions.
JAMES WHITE Johnny Lewis, I mean, he broke out. We had him in our grasp and he just kept getting away from us. I...
JOEY PRICE And nice to have seen you, Sue. Good luck, he called after her as she disappeared down the path, a p...
TRUMAN CAPOTE Mad or glad, Mr. Reagan is head over heels in love with Mrs. Reagan and can't even imagine a wor...
RONALD REAGAN I thought this game was going to go down to the fourth quarter. Johnny was Johnny, and everyone step...
DAN BAZZANI I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tabl...
ELLEN DEGENERES Parker broke us down badly. We tried to contain (her) penetration, which got us out of position.
BRENT BOWER I have this coat that I got in a nefarious deal years ago. It's a Johnny Carson coat, and I'...
JOSH HOMME Nancy is like a little kid at Christmas. She's so excited about all the things that (the district) i...
ALAN LARSON Nineteen was the first time I really had a real relationship, really fell in love, really had my hea...
RO JAMES Reagan didn't socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinne...
MAUREEN DOWD After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by produc...
ROSEANNE BARR Nancy Scott was worldly, funny and gritty in her approach to her work, ... She had a fine sense of o...
PHIL BRONSTEIN Once upon a perfect night, unclouded and still, there came the face of a pale and beautiful lady. Th...
KIT WILLIAMS Nancy Brown's commitment to personal growth and education make her a role model for all administrati...
SHAWN HUNTER He broke awkwardly and I fell back farther than I wanted to be. He moved his way around and when I n...
BRICE BLANC An harmless flaming meteor shone for hair, And fell adown his shoulders with losse care.
ABRAHAM COWLEY Nancy is now in the shadows. Up until Dellums declared, she had progressives supporting her.
CY GULASSA The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the...
LES DAWSON I fell and broke my pelvic bone in three places. So, I'm still sort of an invalid now.
BILLY GRAHAM She has 1st and 2nd degree burns down both arms and on her face. Her hair was singed. And because sh...
DEBBIE WAGNER I know Ronald Reagan is looking down on us and saying, 'This is wonderful.
DUKE BLACKWOOD "Take your hair down," he croaked, his voice deep even to his own ears.
She ...
KRISTEN CASEY I got so excited I fell down the stairs and broke my hand. They told me I needed to leave, but I wai...
COLLEEN SCHREIER There is an appeal under discussion. Nancy will be advised as to her right to appeal.
ALEXANDER KING I had done about 60 television shows, from 'Ed Sullivan' to 'The Hollywood Palace,' ...
ALBERT BROOKS I was eating dinner. I dropped my plate. They said 'We've got her.' ... I'm pretty sure at that poin...
ERNEST KARNES He sat there looking at her smiling and laughing, watching her hair fall over her eyes and she setti...
-AKSHAY VASU He sat there looking at her smiling and laughing, watching her hair fall over her eyes and she setti...
AKSHAY VASU That was just her assumption, you can fault her for it. You're on your honeymoon, you're having fun,...
JAMES WALKER That post was great. Johnny [Court] knows her and is so confident in her. He set off the leader and ...
DOUG O'NEILL Coffee broke out tonight. She only had one point against Westbrook. She's obviously very competitive...
DON BUGBEE Empty teacups gathered around her and dictionary pages fell at her feet.
NICOLE KRAUSS I broke a rib saving her.
BOBBY ANDERSON Nancy Lopez has always been a role model of mine... so to have the opportunity to play for her and s...
NATALIE GULBIS Johnny Carson was a mean-spirited human being. And there are people that he has hurt that people wil...
WAYNE NEWTON It used to be that in media, Johnny Carson used to be the most important person when he would invite...
LISA LAMPANELLI Lucille didn't care about messing herself up. A lot of stars of her stature wouldn't do physical com...
GALE GORDON Lo! darkness bends down like a mother of grief On the limitless plain, and the fall of her hair ...
JOAQUIN MILLER (PSEUDONYM OF CINCINNATUS HINER MILLER) I got a lot of respect for Nancy Pelosi. I love her. She was a mentor of mine.
TIM RYAN An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King ...
DON RICKLES We're more effective than birth control pills.
JOHNNY CARSON Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken plac...
JOHNNY CARSON In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
JOHNNY CARSON If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
JOHNNY CARSON The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
JOHNNY CARSON If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
JOHNNY CARSON My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
JOHNNY CARSON For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
JOHNNY CARSON New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
JOHNNY CARSON Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
JOHNNY CARSON Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
JOHNNY CARSON I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day h...
JOHNNY CARSON In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.
JOHNNY CARSON Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the dr...
JOHNNY CARSON If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen r...
JOHNNY CARSON

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