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Mystic grimoirs, walking corpses... I'm so far out of my wheelhouse that I might as well be on the moon.


Mark Waid

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MERCEDES LACKEY Four hours from D.C. might as well be the moon.
JOANN BURKHOLDER She walked on and on as though if she walked far enough she might walk this thing out of her. As if ...
JACKIE KAY I was going to be in jail the rest of my life, so I might as well try something to get out.
EDWIN ORTIZ It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.
BEN FALCONE Beating my brother's place would be great. It feels good to place. I want to get in the top four at ...
BRIAN SCHMIDT Women, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as petitioners without the right to vote!
SUSAN B. ANTHONY I can remember walking on the moon.
ALAN BEAN The only dangerous hurricanes so far are the ones we've been drinking. We can't get out, so we might...
FRED WILSON At midnight, in the month of June, I stand beneath the mystic moon.
EDGAR ALLAN POE I have the LIFE magazine of the men walking on the moon.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE As far as the timing, well, I'd write that off to luck as much as anything - I happened to be ou...
WARREN SPECTOR I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.
JOHN OLIVER Magnificent Desolation: Walking on the Moon
TOM HANKS ... As far I did it... I lost playing against my computer... and I won against my computer. So far t...
DEYTH BANGER revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out
NOBLE DA GENIUS So far a lot of battles I have won, so far I have reached the game with the chess puzzles 105 level ...
DEYTH BANGER You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
JAMES THURBER I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much a...
HAROLD KUSHNER I am just as ordinary as anyone else, and I also have my problems, but I also am responsible for my ...
LARA GIDDINGS Well, we're out of time here. Regardless of that, and what might be perceived as our disagreement on...
KEITH OLBERMANN I kind of found a niche for myself after 'Firefly'. I found something that I enjoyed doing a...
NATHAN FILLION I don't have that kind of voice, the big baritone or rousing tenor sound. My wheelhouse was in t...
JESSE TYLER FERGUSON We can't get out, so we might as well have fun.
FRED WILSON Scholarships are offered a lot earlier in volleyball than basketball and football. I liked Dayton a ...
BECKY NOVACEK I might as well be around my school so if guys want to come in, I can be accessible to anybody. I ma...
OMAR JACOBS I think looking towards clean energy alternatives as well as recycling is really important because i...
CONNIE CHUNG As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland.
DONALD TRUMP As far as working out, I know exactly what I'm doing.
EVANDER HOLYFIELD I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'...
MITCH HEDBERG You learn as a player not to listen to the criticism. Many of the people who put out that criticism ...
CAL RIPKEN, JR. We're making a mark. We're putting Richmond on the map as far as healthy foods go.
DOUG ROBERTS I kind of did that when I first got back. I got that out of my system. It was only special to me as ...
JAMES WILLIS We've entered into the surreal as far as I'm concerned with the manner that this has been reached so...
STEVE BROZAK They have shrunk from inquiry, though they have strained after punishment. I have in every shape dar...
JOSEPH HOWE Of course, I believe that Mike Piazza is probably the greatest offensive catcher in the history of b...
PETE ROSE Whenever I found out anything remarkable, I have thought it my duty to put down my discovery on pape...
ANTONIE VAN LEEUWENHOEK Following my muse has worked out pretty well so far. I can't see any reason to change the formula no...
CHRIS VAN ALLSBURG I was just so far out of my element out there.
LONNIE NIELSEN We love the night and its quiet; and there is no night that we love so well as that on which the moo...
FITZ-JAMES O'BRIEN I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business.
ORVILLE REDENBACHER The words I'm singing now Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
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CAMERON RAST They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
JODI PICOULT I'm my own biggest marketing tool. I know the history of the business and I might as well capita...
RAEKWON There is something about New York City that in and of itself is so theatrical hat I use to think... ...
DABNEY COLEMAN They might as well have come up and demanded my wallet with a gun, as far as I'm concerned, because ...
KEVIN GRACE I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantalo...
KURT VONNEGUT The Moon stabilizes Earth's obliquity. Well, almost. The tilt actually varies between 22 and 24....
SETH SHOSTAK I don't feel it would be worth it to sever that relationship for anything less than an engagement. I...
BONNY BAKLEY I don't feel it would be worth it to sever that relationship for anything less than an engagement. I...
BONNY LEE BAKLEY I might as well tell people that I abort babies in my spare time.
JOSEPH SIMMONS Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th...
DEYTH BANGER Since childhood, I had always been affected by the changes of the moon, sometimes very much so. As t...
JULIAN HAWTHORNE As impossible, in fact, as keeping the moon...So I looked down the line at all my friends, knowing I...
SARAH DESSEN When you arrive in L.A. as an Englishman, you might as well be on the moon. People just don't un...
BEN CHAPLIN Jazz musicians don't make any money, so I might as well make some on the market. I pick my own s...
JASON MORAN Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
"You can kill ...
CASSANDRA CLARE As far as my favorite sites, I do a lot of mundane stuff on line because I travel so much.
BRUCE CAMPBELL I always shoot for the moon in my work, so that I'm happy when I land on the roof.
DARREN CRISS It might as well be a death sentence considering my age.
TOMMY ALLAIN Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should h...
BRIAN CLOUGH Don't be very frightened, Marilla. I was walking the ridge-pole and I fell off. I suspect I have spr...
L.M. MONTGOMERY There was a set of apartment buildings that simply tipped over. One of the buildings tipped over so ...
CARL WENTWORTH The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a...
ARUNDHATI ROY Nobody cares if you're miserable so you might as well be happy.
CYNTHIA NELMS I got a best time in my freestyle for my relay. This is the first year I've actually done well in fr...
AUSTEN RANDOLPH Reading 'Youth in Revolt' might have ruined my career because suddenly I wanted to abandon a...
ROB THOMAS I told them my concerns of how Kyle walked out of the school unnoticed and how my friend came by and...
KRISTIE BAKER There's no going back. So we might as well get on with things.
SUZANNE COLLINS Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned.
DONALD TRUMP I never knew when I was gong to leave. I might be walking over to a kid's house, then of all a sudde...
RICKIE LEE JONES There aren't that many asset classes that are blowing out amazing returns right now, so you might as...
DAN FASULO I think a lot of bands just, they sort of mark themselves as they can only go so far. They sort of s...
AARON STERN My whole wretched life swam before my weary eyes, and I realized no matter what you do it's bound to...
JACK KEROUAC As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
VINCE MCMAHON I've exhausted all of my excuses. I might as well borrow one of yours.
SUSIE L HILL Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend.
JOHN GREEN Liberty," boomed Wednesday, as they walked to the car, "is a bitch who must be bedded on a mattress ...
NEIL GAIMAN Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning...
ANNIE ELIZABETH DELANY As far as fame, the everlasting fame thing. I used to think that was important for a writer... the d...
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Tucker strokes my hair. There's something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been hi...
CYNTHIA HAND If I seem to be reckless with myself,It's the fault of no one.All things have a placeUnder the moon ...
ELLIOTT SMITH There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we...
JEFF GREENFIELD Walking out in the middle of a funeral would be, of course, bad form. So attempting to walk out on o...
STEVE HOCKENSMITH I am awake, I might as well be drinking
DAN THOMPSON Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
CYNTHIA NELMS We needed a refrigerator for our new place and I've never bought a refrigerator my whole life. I wen...
BRIAN REGAN Sometimes she went so far as to wish that she should find herself in a difficult position, so that s...
HENRY JAMES There are movies that I love tonally, that I would love to emulate. Anything from Wes Anderson or th...
SAM HUNTINGTON Even now, when I have time to consider what I've been and what I am, I doubt I comprehend my humanit...
NORMAN LOCK That might be something we might need to see, not as the norm, but certainly as a far more accepted ...
DAVE COLLINS Wish all my corpses would do that.
KELLEY ARMSTRONG You can't help but be scrutinized, so I might as well be doing something while I'm being scr...
HEATHER LOCKLEAR I never knew when I was gong to leave. I might be walking over to a kid's house, then of all a s...
RICKIE LEE JONES I lived through the garbage. I might as well dine on the caviar.
BEVERLY SILLS So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your televisi...
GERARD WAY As far I'm working on The life Of one Kid 7... continue!
DEYTH BANGER You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world...
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MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN