MySpace is my wife... Facebook is my mistress.

MySpace is an addiction.

Once I found this possibility to use Twitter and Facebook and my blog to connect to my readers, I'm going to use it, to connect to them and to share thoughts that I cannot use in the book.

For every Netflix, there's a Blockbuster. Every Facebook, a MySpace.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers.

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.