My work is still very much light-hearted, positive outlook, laugh at yourself. But it isn't going to be the laugh-a-minute kind of thing that my early work was.
Tom Bodett
Related It should be only a part of my life, but it isn't. I have only one thing: my work. NASTASSJA KINSKI I'm not a light-hearted person, so I can't think light-hearted at work. ERIC BOGOSIAN I would get my laugh insured! Because my laugh is very important: it's a million dollar laugh, s... KENDRA WILKINSON Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at ob... HALLE BERRY I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh ... DAVID HASSELHOFF The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There... STEPHEN COLBERT But if people will laugh at my work and keep a sound roof over my head, who am I to complain? BILLIE BURKE 'In Search of Excellence' - even the title - is a reminder that business isn't dry, drea... TOM PETERS I love my work, and I feel fortunate to be doing a job I love, but it isn't the centre of my lif... NATASHA LITTLE One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it? TOM BAKER All these tales of people sitting down and composing symphonies just as though they were writing a l... GEORGE GERSHWIN wasting what little breath he did have laughing at himself. Because sometimes, that’s all you coul... KELLEY ARMSTRONG Somebody says, 'Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,' and it sounds like something out o... TOM BODETT For 20 years I've gotten to laugh my way through my work. For me, that's a dream job. BARBARA PARK Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh. RICHARD SIMMONS I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and... ADAM SANDLER I learned really early on that I had to treat it as if it were a real job. This might be my middle c... ALICE MCDERMOTT I think that Americans find the Australian humour and the energy of Australians very refreshing - we... TERESA PALMER There is in my work a very strong religious foreground and background. In the later work some of tha... CHAIM POTOK What is a struggle is that acting isn't a place where you go to work and you do that thing. Ther... ADAM DRIVER My earliest memories as a kid was I would always try to make my mom and my stepdad laugh at dinner. ... JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE I was inspired by Cary Grant. I wanted to do the kind of work he did and to work in light-hearted ro... ROBERT VAUGHN I don't want to be Tom Cruise. I'm not after some movie blockbuster career. That's not t... RANDY HARRISON Maybe it's a cultural thing, being Korean, but my first reflex has always been to exude humility... STEVEN YEUN I told you I'm not going to criticize my successor. I'll just tell you that there are people... GEORGE W. BUSH My early work is the result of going around that very territory where I lived and not seeing it. GRANT WOOD When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept ... DEBRA WINGER It's always been my expectation to be the top guy, the face of the company, the one with all of ... ROMAN REIGNS My humor isn't meant to be mean or hurt anyone. But it's to make them uncomfortable and laug... CHARLYNE YI I love my work and enjoy making children laugh. Laughter cannot be imitated. It comes from the heart... BOB BELL People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in pers... ROWAN ATKINSON Nobody wants to be a lawyer - it's hard work. But it was kind of my academic route. VINNY GUADAGNINO I didn't really blossom until my mid teens, and by that time I had to work on my personality to ... EVA LONGORIA My writing process isn't a very organized thing. CHUCK PALAHNIUK Catharsis isn't art. You can't rely on catharsis to get a laugh. Because guess what? People ... MINDY KALING I was very good at my work and I wasn't real good at my life. BOB GREENE To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection... LOUIS C. K. Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion. JANE AUSTEN Do your best in the day, for the day, and then work on tomorrow when it comes. Show yourself grace a... AMBER HURDLE 'Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam c... ZACHARY KNIGHTON The type of thing that one person would get mad at, another person would laugh at, is a good kind of... NATHAN FIELDER Be positive and laugh at everything. ALEXANDRA ROACH Fashion Week is horrible. I mean, it isn't horrible, really - it's amazing. But having to wo... CARA DELEVINGNE Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for stran... ALAN ALDA My parents always got a kick out of my art. I was always able to make them laugh. As I got older, I ... STEVE BREEN People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folk... GARY LARSON My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd ... ABRAHAM LINCOLN Food still isn't my thing, but I've learned to respect its power and significance. J. R. MOEHRINGER It is very important as a human being to be able to laugh at yourself and circumstances and particul... YVETTE NICOLE BROWN It's great isn't it, all this exercise lark? I used to laugh at people on treadmills; now I ... RICHARD DESMOND The older books were quite light-hearted. But I think most of my novels do end on a deep note of pes... RUTH PRAWER JHABVALA I was taking myself very seriously when I was going through life changes. And I realized that I need... SPENCER JOHNSON Acting still rings my bell as much as it did in high school. Plus, I can now indulge my interests as... TOM HANKS But I think you have to - whatever the environment looks like, it does enter into people's art w... DONALD JUDD When I play a game, I want to play, not necessarily laugh. If you try to make me laugh at the expens... DOUG TENNAPEL Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of c... BOB FOSSE I don't look at the work of my contemporaries very much; I tend to look at pictures by dead arti... HOWARD HODGKIN People who are mean or unkind or rigid - think about it - cannot laugh at themselves. If we can'... EILEEN BRENNAN My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. I try to be the clown and court... RICHARD SIMMONS I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man. At a very early age, I knew I didn't want to do wh... HARRISON FORD My favorite thing to pass the time in the makeup chair is YouTube videos of talking cats. I don'... DOUG JONES I just wanna build momentum again. Keeping yourself in work is one thing, keeping yourself in good w... IAN HART My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have th... MAYA ANGELOU It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. LOUIS C. K. You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have ... MILEY CYRUS Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself. CHELSEA HANDLER Don't be afraid to fail. You're going to go on a million auditions, and most of them you won... IKE BARINHOLTZ My goal isn't so much genre, or fact-based or not fact-based. I just want to work on projects th... DANNY STRONG My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a lau... GARRY MARSHALL I still have to say that I did 'Dirty Pretty Things' 11 years ago. That was a very sudden sh... CHIWETEL EJIOFOR The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or pe... B. J. NOVAK The fashion world tells me how much they love my work, but they don't hire me very often. Tom Fo... MARILYN MINTER I believe destiny and hard work go hand in hand. I was studying to be an engineer when my mom and my... PRIYANKA CHOPRA I think substitution is a huge part of acting, but I don't personalise my work that much. CHARLIZE THERON They certainly aren't connected with the old geometric art. My work isn't geometric in that ... DONALD JUDD It is OK to laugh at others ONLY if you can laugh at yourself, your faults, your imperfections first... DIANA RAQUEL SAINZ Ah, much deluded! lay aside Thy threats, and anger misapplied! Art not afraid with sounds ... JOHN MILTON I don't care who's No. 1 on the call sheet or how big my trailer is. I care about the work. ... MARK HARMON I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't ... JESSE MCCARTNEY If a man can make me laugh and stimulate me intellectually, then I wouldn't mind if he was 4 ft.... OLGA KURYLENKO It certainly isn't like I'm reading scripts thinking I need to do something really different... BEN SCHNETZER As I get older, my body isn't bulletproof, and it's starting to break down. And I'm stil... JASON DAY If we can't laugh at ourselves and the human condition, we're going to be mean. EILEEN BRENNAN I enjoyed Jonathan Franzen's 'Freedom.' Would I make that into a film? I think it's ... PETER WEIR While growing u,p I was the fattest girl in the class, and my name was Twinkle, so if I didn't l... TWINKLE KHANNA The first purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Anything deeper is a bonus. Some comedians want... TREVOR NOAH 'Sabotage' was an opportunity. That was journeyman work, but the irony is I learned more off... DAVID AYER There is not a racist bone in my dad's body. He doesn't even laugh at distasteful jokes. ALAN WILSON Being married to a footballer is some girls' dream, but it isn't always like that. I work. ABBEY CLANCY I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because th... STEVEN WRIGHT Most of the people I know who work out seriously do so because they have such an amazing outlook on ... JOHN KRASINSKI I've had moments where I realize my body isn't going to withstand many more seasons, but I a... CAT OSTERMAN The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL My advice to new actors is: Don't be lazy. Go after what you desire. Don't heed the commonpl... JUDITH HOAG Yet the best determining factor of how comfortable we are with ourselves, is our ability to laugh at... WES ADAMSON It would require a singularly stupid man to go hang around in narrow tunnels and cramped spaces alon... JIM BUTCHER We always thought the Tom Tom Club could change to anything, but it acquired this image, which was c... TINA WEYMOUTH My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for someb... CHARLIE CHAPLIN The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, ... BILL HICKS It's such a great feeling to make people laugh. I know I've made people cry or want to slit ... JOAN ALLEN
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