My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.

I think I'd like to be an owner of a Major League Baseball team.

All I can say to the kids is if you've a problem in fishing or life, if you talk to an older person, you're gonna end up alright, because nine times out of 10, they've been through the same thing.

I think that all of us are 5-year-olds and we don't want to be embarrassed in the schoolyard.

From birth to death, anyone can fish. I just think it's fantastic to see old people going fishing with young people and teaching them things. I'm very, very critical.

I hate mules. I hate the noise when someone walks with mules. Clomp, clomp, clomp. I think it's very not chic. I don't even like a flip-flop. I don't like this noise.