My wife is a thief...<br />She takes the last cookie<br />Takes forever to get ready<br />She takes her time in the shower<br />Takes all of the hot water<br />She takes my favorite seat on the couch<br />Takes the high road when I lose control<br />My wife is a thief...<br />She took my last name<br />Took the time to get to know me, love me<br />She took the back seat and let me lead<br />Took on motherhood and the emotional toll that it brings<br />She took care of me the many times that I've gotten sick<br />Took on the pain of pregnancy so that the Jackson legacy would live on<br />My wife takes, and takes, and takes...<br />I'm so proud of my perpetual thief who stole my heart and won't give it back.