My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself.

Say what you have to say and the first time you come to a sentence with a grammatical ending-sit down.

Although present on the occasion, I have no clear recollection of the events leading up to it.

Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together - what do you get? The sum of their fears

'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.