My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

I take a lot of pictures.

The Royal Family doesn't go out shopping for their uniforms: they've got some guy sewing on all the ornaments in-house. You could say I've got my own in-house team as well.

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.