My weekend was probably the best weekend of my life. It couldn't have been any better than this, to watch my son and my daughter come one and two.
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JOE BIDEN I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON