My real baby is renewable energy. I feel like whoever starts to crack this nut is going to have a pretty clear shot at the White House. It's a $2 trillion business that America's being left out of.
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SIMON COWELL It's time to permanently lower America's tax gate so that the $2 trillion in stranded U.S. p... KEVIN BRADY In this business you have to develop a thick skin, but I'm always going to feel everything. It... TAYLOR SWIFT I really felt like I finally made it. Having your first fake pregnancy rumor. It was really awesome.... LEA MICHELE One of the things that's always amazed me about people who attack me, saying I'm opposed to ... CORY GARDNER It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine h... CHRISTINE TEIGEN It is a lot of responsibility. But I enjoy being a father. That's one of the best parts of my li... T.I. I think the Brexit vote in Great Britain informing this populist movement of nationalism is kind of ... DANA CARVEY I feel a real need to observe a level of propriety in what I'm handing out. Instead of me just v... ERIC CLAPTON It was once people began taking my picture every time I left the house - because it's an easy fa... ALEXA CHUNG I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama... WOODY HARRELSON It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There... MARGARET CHO By encouraging renewable energy sources such as wind energy, we boost South Dakota's economy and... TIM JOHNSON There's nothing like white trash at the White House. DOLLY PARTON The restaurant business is something that you have to treat like a baby. You have to constantly be t... ACTION BRONSON Kanye is going to have to decide early whether or not he's a Baby Bjorn guy, because the minute ... WILLIE GEIST The House is a tough nut to crack. Hopefully there have been some changes of heart there. KAREN HALE The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'... BAM MARGERA You know, me winning two gold medals, going for a third one, that's nice. But being there with M... DIANA LOPEZ I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES I've been in this business for a long time at my age, I've just turned 30, and I feel like m... RYAN PHILLIPPE Roger. Clear the tower. I got a pitch and a roll program, and this baby's really going. PETE CONRAD The Mormon issue is a real problem in the South; it's a real problem in other parts of the count... DAN BARTLETT White-on-white crime is a devastation in America like so-called black-on-black crime. It's not b... MICHAEL ERIC DYSON I am Indian, and my home is Kampala. My world is already diverse. But films are financed by those wh... MIRA NAIR I think people come and go, 'I'm going to find the real Gary. What is it... the real Gary? I... GARY LINEKER My problem is that my imagination won't turn off. I wake up so excited I can't eat breakfast... STEVEN SPIELBERG I'm just saying the producers and people who work on music are getting left out - that's whe... JAY-Z I would like to be known for honest, relatable writing and stories that that are real. There's j... CAM I have a little brother. He's actually living at my house right now. He's going to be 18. EDWARD FURLONG Well, when you get into the business, what you have to realize is that signing autographs and gettin... ZACHERY TY BRYAN It's not going to help the country to be subsidizing uneconomical forms of energy - whether you ... CHARLES KOCH My hobby is gardening, I love it, it's my main hobby. I like being at home and I'm very happ... SUSAN HAMPSHIRE 'Brooklyn's Finest,' this is the kind of movie that's why I want to be an actor, to ... ETHAN HAWKE It's not my favorite genre, generally, ... But I want to do it. I wanted to try my hand at it, becau... MARK RUFFALO I think there's a very clear recognition and understanding that the progress of women in busines... QUENTIN BRYCE It's ironic that while I was a worker in Detroit, which I left when I was twenty six, my sense w... PHILIP LEVINE At 35, I'm definitely starting to feel more like a grown-up than I ever have. There's nothin... DREW BARRYMORE What's interesting about books that take place in the future, even twenty years in the future, i... ALBERT BROOKS I'm a pretty aggressive girl in general. So if there's a boy that I like, you're going t... BETTY WHO It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Ru... DAN QUAYLE Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON My experience with music, I'm not going to say extremely negative, but it's definitely been ... KAT GRAHAM Sometimes at night, when I leave and ride by the front of the White House and the lights are on, it ... HAMILTON JORDAN The kind of improv that I'm particularly addicted to is the kind that... aims at creating a mome... DEL CLOSE What matters is 'Have you done a better job of making our experiences feel like home on Windows?... SATYA NADELLA Writing this book feels like a completely different activity from writing my comic strip because it&... ALISON BECHDEL At the Superdome, a young man came up to me holding a baby. He'd run out of diapers. He'd ru... RAY NAGIN I can't speak in too much detail about a book or story I'm working on because I find that it... DAVID B. COE America is dumb. It's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you - aggressi... JOHNNY DEPP I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God... JUSTINE BATEMAN And those of us who have business opportunities and the capital to do it are going to sit in fear of... STEVE WYNN I have seen 'Thor', yeah. It's fantastic. Being that close to something, it's often ... CHRIS HEMSWORTH I feel like I am campaigning door to door. You just can't step out of a band like Brooks & D... RONNIE DUNN Here's how I work: It's 2013, and most marketers are operating like it's 2009. I'm a... GARY VAYNERCHUK 'Spectrum' is in part a disco song. But we play it hard, and it's a real euphoric, waili... FLORENCE WELCH That space between the white lines, that's my office. That's where I conduct my business. EARLY WYNN I feel it's important to make a mark somewhere. EVELYN LAUDER We were shooting 'Hot Fuzz' in my hometown of Wells, Somerset, and I remember looking at the... EDGAR WRIGHT All my films I have shot in chronological order - always. And the reason is that there's a momen... ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU I know Spanish pretty well. I'm half-Puerto Rican - my mom is from Puerto Rico - so I have a lot... DAVID LAMBERT You have to really prove yourself to young people, and if your answer is clear and consistent and lo... VANESSA DIFFENBAUGH I've gotten to learn what's important in life and what's not important, and what to spen... AARON RODGERS I love reality TV and everything, and it's something that I truly love to do, and I love the out... KENDRA WILKINSON We are not trying to prevent new clean energy businesses from succeeding. Any business that's ec... CHARLES KOCH I think people are going to like my new shoes. I like them. I had a lot of success with the one last... VINCE CARTER Well, even to this day, if I smell a Big Mac, I'm like Pavlov's dog. My mouth starts waterin... MORGAN SPURLOCK For me, it's just finding ways to create shots. I feel like if I got a shot off, it has a good c... SETH CURRY I'll leave a store if I hate the music. If it's just, like, techno, I feel like my brain is ... KIM GORDON 'Swingers' was a little closer to what my real experience was. 'Crazy Eyes,' whoever... JAKE BUSEY I'm very low-key. I don't really blend in, so it's difficult to go out in public. I like... DWAYNE JOHNSON One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches... PADMA LAKSHMI I think that I do feel that my nature is to express what this self, this particular self at this tim... ALICE WALKER There's something about being in a house with an audience, and having that immediate feedback. I... DANIEL DAE KIM I'm coming up with new music, I'm in the best shape of my life, I'm real sharp, my energ... DOUG E. FRESH Whoever gets the picture is going to be a very happy person. If somebody gets the first baby picture... GARY MORGAN I don't even think of it as a strategy. It's me in my element; it's my forte. Me being w... STORMZY It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Music itself is going to become like running water or electricity. So it's like, just take advan... DAVID BOWIE My real passion is to make movies, to direct. It's good for my ego to be an actress. It's li... MAIWENN And I'm not apolitical - I'm very specific in my politics. But a lot of the time it's no... TOM HANKS Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny ... AMY SEDARIS 'Heel Turn 2' is about a person who's in a match, and he's playing as though the mat... JOHN DARNIELLE Jazz is the big brother of the blues. If a guy's playing blues like we play, he's in high sc... B. B. KING FUBU is pretty well licensed out in China and Asia. In America it's a little more of a challenge... DAYMOND JOHN I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whol... BRISTOL PALIN If there's a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it's not true when you wind up not being ... TAYLOR SWIFT I've been in some situations where people have treated me like a fascinating toy. You know, it... LORDE I can't wait to see The Grinch. It's so out of the world. Every time a movie like that comes... TINA YOTHERS What's interesting is there are $12 billion of breaks in the energy bill that passed, yet we see... MARTY MEEHAN If you work hard at anything, you're going to experience some success. And the greatest gift is ... ROBERT KENNEDY, JR.
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