My parents put everything in a trust fund for me. I won't get it until I'm 18, so I'll use it for college.

It's easy for us. We just got of college and just finished playing lacrosse. They can trust us, we know what we're talking about. When they listen to us, they'll see the positives.

The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.

My mom's made it clear to me that, like, there's no trust fund.

I read mysteries like Nancy Drew and Alfred Hitchcock, and I swim and I ride my motorbike.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.