My parents are more likely to know who Franz Liszt is than Snooki.

Both of my parents are actually music teachers.

Well, you know, I don't think anyone who writes a television series has a master plan from the beginning, and knows all the character traits, and everything that's going to happen.

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.

I enjoyed working at R.K.O. more than at M.G.M. At R.K.O., the parts were better!

There's more honor in investment management than in investment banking.