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NIA VARDALOS When I used to do musical theatre, my dad refused to come backstage. He never wanted to see the prop...
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NIA VARDALOS You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump i...
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NIA VARDALOS Our daughter was not damaged or hurt in any way. She was simply relinquished to foster care by two p...
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NIA VARDALOS I thought I was attractive when I shot 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding.' Studio executives and mov...
NIA VARDALOS My blood sugar went out of control. Diabetes runs in my family, so I went to see my doctor. He was l...
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NIA VARDALOS I feel that the industry can be sliced into two categories - grateful actors and non-grateful actors...
NIA VARDALOS On my daughter's first day of kindergarten, another mom said something that made me realize I ha...
NIA VARDALOS My family knows everything about me. There are no secrets, which can be suffocating, but I also find...
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NIA VARDALOS Because now I know what I have been waiting for. I know exactly why the other processes didn't work....
NIA VARDALOS I hold my daughter in my arms and thank God for bringing her to me. If the standard route for creati...
NIA VARDALOS Anyone who ever wondered how much they could love a child who did not spring from their own loins, k...
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NIA VARDALOS My blood sugar went out of control. Diabetes runs in my family, so I went to see my doctor. He was l...
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NIA VARDALOS My family knows everything about me. There are no secrets, which can be suffocating, but I also find...
NIA VARDALOS I was a very studious student and usually got A's. I did not like school, because I wasn't p...
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