My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions.

We have taken all the measures to block any traffic through the Serb villages, in particular Albanian traffic, which could inflame the situation,

This can be used for new traffic lights or sidewalks or a whole variety of things.

Cute little guy, you know. She seemed like a really good mother.

Throughout the day, my phone will variously chirp, burp and growl - it's like living with a velociraptor. The last time I went to try to shut it off, the thing bit me.

My younger sister looks to me to provide her with advice on how to do her job better - though she's too shy to ask me questions, so I have to give her my opinion on an unsolicited basis.