My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps.

Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.

Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go.