My mother always told me, even if a song has been done a thousand times, you can still bring something of your own to it. I'd like to think I did that.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

I've wept for Haiti a thousand times over the years since my first trip during the Duvalier reign.

I swim all the time at night - I've always been a water girl. It's a black-bottom pool and my pool light was out, and as I've done a thousand times I just kind of did a little seal dive. I saw a huge bright light and I literally thought, 'That's it.'

I think the best compliment you can receive is not, 'Oh, that was really funny,' but, 'Is that the first time you said that?' It's something that you've said a thousand times, but if somebody says to you, 'Oh my God, is that the first time you've done that?' you know that performance was where you wanted it.

We lived the life with Keith Moon. It was all Spinal Tap magnified a thousand times.