My mom hates to water the Christmas tree. So because I'm smaller than her, I have to crawl under the tree to water it every year.

That way you don't have to crawl under it.

It went up like a Christmas tree. I was trying to put it out with a bottle of water. I turned around and the building was engulfed. My sound man is injured. I'm on my way to the hospital. I'm missing my guitar player.

I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree,

Christmas tree farmers, like virtually all other professional farmers, use agricultural chemicals in a careful and prudent manner and Christmas tree recycling has become the norm in virtually all American communities.

There is something unique about a tree in the center of a downtown that gives it a Christmas atmosphere.