My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.