My life is a reading list.

It is your responsibility to find fault with me, it is mine to hear you out. But don't expect me to change.

If you care about something you have to protect it – If you’re lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.

The cruelest thing anyone can do to Portnoy's Complaint is to read it twice.

don't worry - so what if there is no life after death? There is life after Garp, believe me.

It is hard work and great art to make life not so serious.