My leg cramped up in the eighth inning. It was like getting an elbow to the knee. I wanted to go back out and finish it, but it was best to let the bullpen finish it.
Mark Buehrle
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ANUJ SOMANY Last year was definitely in the back of our minds. We had to finish it out this time. SASCHA HANSEN Devon was tough to match up against inside. We struggled to finish for a while. Corey was the one wh... COREY GADSON It was a close and exciting race. We're really happy with a fourth-place finish. Last year, my best ... HELEN UPPERTON I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. MICHELLE ROWEN 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON It was our dream ever since seventh or eighth grade. Ever since we found out the game was (at UA), w... NATHAN HALL Don't Just Let it Happen, Make it Happen! JUAN A. JIMENEZ People become more ignorant when it comes to religion. DANIEL MELGAçO You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married." "I... SUSAN ELIZABETH PHILLIPS you let my trust die ..thats all i need it to finish you over go in peace . MELANIE ROJAS Move forward doesn´t mean avoiding the pain, but look towards a new day in spite of the rain. ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES I knew I could finish school anytime, and I will eventually, ... But in a hockey sense and for my ca... AL MONTOYA I was glad to be able to finish with a good season. It was a good way for the seniors to go out. JOSH LOVETT It's nice to finish with a great shot like that. It was a nice way to finish up. It looked pretty go... DONALD NO In the third inning, it started to get real bad. It felt like I was being stabbed in the side. I tri... RONALD BAY Mark it. The success of people may excite you. But the challenges they went through to achieve it wi... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR It was an OK shot. He could have made it. He tried his best but couldn't get it to go. Time was runn... GORDAN GIRICEK I saw the puck, had it up on my stick, I saw the opening and I took a shot and hoped for the best. I... 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DAVID LYNN Good guys may finish last, but they finish it in the best way BRETT OPSAL I had wanted to perform strongly and pump my fist after crossing the finish line. I feel greater tha... AKIRA SASAKI But “almost done” is not done! ISRAELMORE AYIVOR Do. Then talk. In that order. SOTERO M LOPEZ II You must be the person you have never had the courage to be. Gradually, you will discover that you a... PAULO COELHO It ends or it doesn't. That’s what you say. That’s how you get through it. The tu... CAITLYN SIEHL I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I busted my butt in Germany and could have stayed, but I wanted to come back to the States and finis... JACOB THOMAS Drew cramped up and Netter got a knee in the thigh. They played through it. They wanted to win tonig... BRIAN COLLINS We don't know who is going to finish eighth, but it could be the defending Stanley Cup champions. JIM RUTHERFORD Pain has creative power, Let the magic unfold... HENNA SOHAIL He wanted to finish it out [score the run]. The guy plays the game like a middle linebacker. DALE SVEUM [It] was always my dream to finish here. ALLAN HOUSTON let her finish it out. GREG HARDIN It seemed romantic but also tragic - people would be winning but then lose it all, or crash but figh... DAVID MILLAR I sat quiet, silent, angry, refusing to grieve, because it seemed like to do so would be giving ever... SARAH DESSEN To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN Never be afraid to offer a smile; sure the risk is that a few foolish people may misinterpret your k... JOHNNIE DENT JR. I want to tell few things, I like the truth in all faces. why?? It's the truth one road and tha... DEYTH BANGER Most people my age are dead at the present time and you can look it up. CASEY STENGEL Do not let the tears fool you. She lied and cheated once, she will again. Your call to continue with... TREVON CLARK I don't think man and woman should be compared, You don't compare things that complete one another. FAITH N. Those who want to hear from you will let you hear from them. TREVON CLARK The same ocean of love became the ocean of sorrow in which I drowned...
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN I love my destruction.
Cause I still love the cause of my destruction
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN She broke her own heart by holding him into it....
-Anshika ANSHIKA JAIN
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