My job is to scream cockle-doodle-doo. Don't blame me if the sun doesn't rise.

That’s when I first learned that it wasn’t enough to just do your job, you had to have an interest in it, even a passion for it.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

Someday is not a day of the week.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office.