My Irish passport makes me look like a chief of staff for the Provisional IRA.

The simplest thing of all - those eye shields that help you sleep on long flights.

Holiday hell is a cruise. Once you're on board, you're trapped!

The guys did listen to him and the assistants and did follow his orders. But I don't think coach Nee knew his players. There was a lack of communication. I didn't like how he wouldn't give his players a chance to recuperate from making a mistake. He takes you right out of the game.

The world was a bad joke dreamed up by the Almighty on an off-day. I've always felt myself that he probably had a hangover that morning.

The Irish job was something that had to be sorted out.