My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork.