My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

There's a scripture that says, 'A merry heart doeth good like medicine.' I think that's true, too.

I don't have maids or servants, and my husband and I love waking up early and going to the 24-hour supermarket when there is nobody else there.

When I'm home, I spend Sunday with my husband. If we're not cooking, we travel around in our camper, stop at fast-food restaurants, and picnic. We love that stuff that will harden your arteries in a hurry.

I think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn't want them either, so it worked out well.