My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

Oh my God, that was a religious experience, ... In the words of Homer Simpson, the pig is a magical animal.

I think (Travel Channel) knows it's not getting Jamie Oliver or Rachel Ray when they throw their lot in with me.

No Reservations

There is no script at all for what's said on camera,

They seek, consciously or not, to create a clean zone around their all-important bodies: an area free of dirt, smoke, uncomfortable ideas or pleasure.