My Glass is not half empty, my Glass is not half full, my Glass is Cracked!

I don't think inside the box, I don't think outside the box, I don't even know where the box is!

If you are Pessimistic, you are always pleasantly surprised!

Good food makes you sweat when you're eating it and it hurts coming out!

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.