My friends would howl if I claimed I was androgynous - I'm not tall enough!

If me and my friends are feeling decadent, we go for afternoon tea.

I love dressing up, though I have to hide my rubbish hair in a hat.

I listen to a lot of old music, like Joni Mitchell and David Bowie.

I do loads of one-pot things because I feel like you can't go too far wrong. And I make a lot of soups and casseroles, which is so boring, but it's the only thing I can do!

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.