What is it?"
"It's a Thermomix."
"That crazy cooking-blender thing you were telling me about?"
"The very one." I've been coveting this piece of equipment ever since my last trip to Montreal when I found out that nearly every great restaurant there is using them. It is essentially a powerful blender that also heats, so it will cook your soup and then puree it. It can spin slow enough to make risotto or hollandaise, or fast enough to turn whole unpeeled apples into the smoothest most velvety applesauce you've ever tasted. They aren't for sale in stores or online; you have to go through a special independent contractor salesperson, and they don't sell them in the U.S. Also? They are fifteen hundred dollars, an expense that even I couldn't justify for a piece of kitchen equipment.
"I thought you can't get them here?"
"You can't. He would have had to go through someone in Canada."
"Wow. That is pretty amazing."
"Yeah.
— Stacey Ballis
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