My first phone was two tin cans tied together with string, and it worked pretty good.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

I'm pretty sure in my older years, I'll be doing old-time flavored folk-mountain music.

For some reason, I have better luck when I work with women. I guess I have a good sense of sisterhood.

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape.

Thanks to Botox and fillers, as well as the work that I've already had, my face pretty much maintains itself.