My feet, they haul me Round the House, They hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to steer them, and They Ride me Everywheres.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero

Count no woman wise, until thou hast received a letter from her hand; but love none thou hast not seen face to face, for she who is not foolish on paper is worth knowing

Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case