John Oliver
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OLIVER I think some entertainers have been very irresponsible in their part in making drug use a fad among ... OLIVER I wouldn't say I'm happy, but I look at things in a soft way. I try to convey more personal interact... OLIVER My job is to entertain people by playing my music well. You shouldn't really be upset because people... OLIVER I like working alone. I feel freer, less constrained. I know what I have to do and I try to do it. T... OLIVER His spiritual life has been exaggerated by a chronic attack of mental gallstones. OLIVER ST. JOHN GOGARTY His spiritual life has been exaggerated by a chronic attack of mental gallstones. OLIVER ST. JOHN GOGARTY JAMIE OLIVER If a man has lost a leg or an eye, he knows he has lost a leg or an eye; but if he has lost a self -... OLIVER SACKS OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE OLIVER STONE In general, people are afraid to acknowledge hallucinations because they immediately see them as a s... OLIVER SACKS I feel I should be trying to complete my life, whatever 'completing a life' means. OLIVER SACKS I often feel that life is about to begin, only to realize it is almost over. OLIVER SACKS Elements and birthdays have been intertwined for me since boyhood, when I learned about atomic numbe... OLIVER SACKS I was always the youngest boy in my class at high school. I have retained this feeling of being the ... OLIVER SACKS I think hallucinations need to be discussed. There are all sorts of hallucinations, and then many so... 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OLIVER PLATT The directors that I end up having a really good time with are the ones that understand the fluidity... OLIVER PLATT People start to act very unusually when they find out that they're dying, that they don't ha... OLIVER PLATT OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH OLIVER NORTH A Germany team should not be afraid going into a tournament. History shows that we can raise the lev... OLIVER KAHN This match is about sport and I separate that completely from politics. OLIVER KAHN When you look at our programme for the next few weeks, you do not fancy a trip to the Oktoberfest. OLIVER KAHN If I play, I try to concentrate on producing my best. OLIVER KAHN There is no reason to change this system. I don't think we'll abandon it. For us the most im... OLIVER KAHN We are Bayern Munich and English teams always have trouble as soon as they leave the island. OLIVER KAHN Complaining and arguing will not help. We are fully concentrating on the game against the Czechs. OLIVER KAHN I have a feeling we are going to be world champions, I can't really explain why. Brazil are prob... OLIVER KAHN If we perform as a unit and if every single player gives it his very best, everything can happen. OLIVER KAHN I want babies. I think I'll be a great dad. OLIVER HUDSON My mom is in her mid-60s and has more energy and is more youthful than any human being I know. It... OLIVER HUDSON You can love someone like your son, even if he's not your biological son, and you can love someo... OLIVER HUDSON Personally, fame never really played any part in our family life. OLIVER HUDSON Parent hard, play hard. That's my philosophy. OLIVER HUDSON His advice to me is basically to just love what you do and don't let the fear of failure stop yo... OLIVER HUDSON We were taught manners and we had to do our chores - Katie and I grew up as normal kids. OLIVER HUDSON I have a box of things from Becca, my high school girlfriend, and Vanessa; and each one of them was ... OLIVER HUDSON Father or stepfather - those are just titles to me. They don't mean anything. OLIVER HUDSON Fathers in today's modern families can be so many things. OLIVER HUDSON Blood relatives often have nothing to do with family, and similarly, family is about who you choose ... OLIVER HUDSON OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD OLIVER HERFORD That's another fine mess you've gotten me into. OLIVER HARDY We never see ourselves as others see us. OLIVER HARDY OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH OLIVER GOLDSMITH People did not even then like to eat dirt, if they could see it. OLIVER EVANS It frequently happens that two persons, reasoning right on a mechanical subject, think alike and inv... OLIVER EVANS OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER CROMWELL OLIVER HERFORD JAMIE OLIVER OLIVER TAMBO German is a much more precise language than English. Americans throw the word love around for everyt... OLIVER MARKUS If we wish to know about a man, we ask 'what is his story--his real, inmost story?'--for each of us ... OLIVER SACKS In 'D.A.R.Y.L.' there was a part where I had to freeze to death, and they didn't even us... BARRET OLIVER Everyone can do a character the way they want to do it, unless the director tells them not to, which... BARRET OLIVER I didn't start out with a spectacular movie. Many people think you don't have to go from not... BARRET OLIVER
My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of so... 
I felt so out of place at the Miss India pageant. I had just come back from America, and I was told ... 
I'm nosey, and I have a great imagination. So it's not necessarily things I have to go throu... 
My natural accent is American. I chose to speak with a U.K. accent when I was about to enter the fin... 
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... 
I don't know if I have a favorite color. 
It's very special having a new little girl. 
I am a bit of a bad boy. I have tattoos and I mess around. That's part of my image, so it's ... 
I really want to do a film in another language. My dad's from Germany, so it'd be really coo... 
Coming to New York is like a big hug, everyone is so welcoming. There's something about here, ev... 
We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want... 
Family is the most important thing in the world. 
You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ... 
As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend. 
My dear mamma is quite right when she says that we must lay down principles and not depart from them... 
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity. 
There is nothing new except what has been forgotten. 
I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all. 
I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. 
A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in. 
Nothing is more useless in developing a nation's economy than a gun, and nothing blocks the road... 
It is necessary to try to pass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. 
There's nothing like a jolly good disaster to get people to start doing something. 
I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. 
I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and ... 
When girls are educated, you get effects that cascade throughout society. 
Of course democracy is good, but it is a process, not a prescription. 
Iron hand in a velvet glove. 
Some children are tackling tough times without the support that can help them because the adults in ... 
I think it's very important that you make your own decision about what you are. Therefore you... 
For our part, we shall continue to work for the new dawn when all the Children of Abraham and their ... 
I venture to allude to the impression which seemed generally to prevail among their brethren across ... 
In praising Antony I have dispraised Caesar. 
I'd rather go by bus. 
The reform process began with the historic consensus on the Charter of National Action, in which the... 
History shows that no enemy remains hostile forever, nor do friends remain friendly forever. For tha... 
My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfied us both. They are to say what they please,... 
My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of so... 
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeli... 
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny. 
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives and create a monster they call destiny. 
I challenge you, to go to any school and open 50 lunchboxes, and I guarantee you there will be one o... 
I've met people who will go to a movie that I can't stand and they say that they saw that mo... 
I think that many people in history who had power were bumped off because they had power. 
I do believe that movies are subject to a million interpretations. 
At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat th... 
If the money's right, I'll do a film. 
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well. 
A Commander-in-Chief needs to do two things. One - tell us who the enemy is. And two - say we are fi... 
God knows, we don't want prayer. 
And of course there is so much of World War II that is documented that we never have seen. 
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, bu... 
Age, like distance lends a double charm. 
The hours we pass with happy prospects in view are more pleasing than those crowded with fruition. 
If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. 
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. 
I would have been glad to have lived under my wood side, and to have kept a flock of sheep, rather t... 
Put your trust in God; but be sure to keep your powder dry. 
We are Englishmen; that is one good fact. 
My general rule is that if everyone knew how to cook fresh produce from their local area, and Monday... 
How can it be said we should use only constitutional means in our struggle, when all resistance is i...