My eyebrows could do with a trim.

When I was 15, if Stephen Fry had advised me to trim my eyebrows with a Flymo, I would have given it serious consideration.

Don't wait for the world to come after you; you come after the world. A part of its ship is what you are; a trim-tab or a hole.

In my dreams, I have Keira Knightley's eyebrows.

You (trim) 25-30 yards a game just off of that.

This will trim the bureaucratic nightmare.